coops: The Swedes invade Kings Cross <body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d8208936\x26blogName\x3dcoops\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLUE\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://ukcoops.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_GB\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://ukcoops.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-9200431209424159412', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script><!-- --><div id="b-navbar"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-logo" title="Go to Blogger.com"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/logobar.gif" alt="Blogger" width="80" height="24" /></a><form id="b-search" action="http://www.google.com/search"><div id="b-more"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-getorpost"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_getblog.gif" alt="Get your own blog" width="112" height="15" /></a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/redirect/next_blog.pyra?navBar=true" id="b-next"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_nextblog.gif" alt="Next blog" width="72" height="15" /></a></div><div id="b-this"><input type="text" id="b-query" name="q" /><input type="hidden" name="ie" value="UTF-8" /><input type="hidden" name="sitesearch" value="ordinary-cookies.blogspot.com" /><input type="image" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_search.gif" alt="Search" value="Search" id="b-searchbtn" title="Search this blog with Google" /><a href="javascript:BlogThis();" id="b-blogthis">BlogThis!</a></div></form></div><script type="text/javascript"><!-- function BlogThis() {Q='';x=document;y=window;if(x.selection) {Q=x.selection.createRange().text;} else if (y.getSelection) { Q=y.getSelection();} else if (x.getSelection) { Q=x.getSelection();}popw = y.open('http://www.blogger.com/blog_this.pyra?t=' + escape(Q) + '&u=' + escape(location.href) + '&n=' + escape(document.title),'bloggerForm','scrollbars=no,width=475,height=300,top=175,left=75,status=yes,resizable=yes');void(0);} --></script><div id="space-for-ie"></div><!-- --><div id="b-navbar"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-logo" title="Go to Blogger.com"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/logobar.gif" alt="Blogger" width="80" height="24" /></a><form id="b-search" action="http://www.google.com/search"><div id="b-more"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-getorpost"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_getblog.gif" alt="Get your own blog" width="112" height="15" /></a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/redirect/next_blog.pyra?navBar=true" id="b-next"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_nextblog.gif" alt="Next blog" width="72" height="15" /></a></div><div id="b-this"><input type="text" id="b-query" name="q" /><input type="hidden" name="ie" value="UTF-8" /><input type="hidden" name="sitesearch" value="lovelurve.blogspot.com" /><input type="image" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/1/btn_search.gif" alt="Search" value="Search" id="b-searchbtn" title="Search this blog with Google" /><a href="javascript:BlogThis();" id="b-blogthis">BlogThis!</a></div></form></div><script type="text/javascript"><!-- --></script><div id="space-for-ie"></div>

March 10, 2004

The Swedes invade Kings Cross

It has been 8 days now at the ant infested 'Great Aussie Backpckers'. I had noticed that they had replaced the 1982 Sayno t.v with a newer reconditionedd 1999 Hitachi. Nice Touch. Apart from that exciting piece of news nothing much had changed. The last time the Swedish army invaded another country was Poland in 1710. I was actually considering appealing to the U.N that Sweden was encroaching it's international laws - they were colonizing room 1. Slowly but surely more and more Swedes were infiltrating the ants nest. Apparently there had been ten to start off with and slowly but surely they were all making it down from Cairns one by one. I have no problem with Swedes. They live a decent life. They drive their Volvos to Ikea in the dark listening to Abba. They make good mobile phones and they make excellent documentaries (so I have heard). This fond affection for them was being slightly strained by Olga and Sven.
That morning I had left them at 10am after they have been slobbering all over each other for a good two hours. Now there is nothing wrong with a bit of affection from time to time. I can understand his situation. She is an attractive blonde piece of fluff. They have not seen each other for ohhhh a good two days. What I can't understand is kissing for two hours first thing in the morning...... a combination of just boring and dog breath. Strange. It was in these situations that it made you feel like you were some stranger in someone elses bedroom. Myself and the other two were just unwanted guests. The thing is they demonstrated a typically Swedish attribute. They really don't give two hoots. Maybe it's just the prim and proper English in me. I mean I feel slightly uncomfortable kissing down a darkened street let along tongue locking for six hours in front of a quiet, pretending to be asleep audience. Sure enough preciously six hours after I had left the room they were still there. They had not moved. The spice girls famous and embarrassingly purchased when I was seventeen song 'Two become one' was originally written for this couple. Fact. Joined at the hip, the mouth and every other organ in the human body. Maybe her tongue was in fact a long piece of liqourice. Maybe I should come back with some sherbet to find out


0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home








-->




<> Listed on BlogShares