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April 30, 2005

Think you are beautiful? Now here’s the test…….

Reading ‘The Times’ today, I came across some interesting articles. Was it the increased build up to the General Election? No way. Maybe the deadly Brazilian spider that sneaked into this country via a box of bananas, which after being caught, was then released into hospital gardens by mistake by a dozy worker. Oh no, something far more serious than that.

Apparently, beautiful people have problem. If they go out at night, they never get chatted up. People, it seems, are too scared to talk to them, or they get the drunks at the end of the night. It must be so difficult.

It goes on already in the exclusive nightclubs. If you have got the face, you can get in. It’s an exclusive club. If your bum or belly is a bit too much on the big side, more often than not, the club will be ‘full’.

So, what’s the next step for this beautiful people society? Well, of course it the online dating website, but ugly people, please don’t bother applying. Well you can apply. It’s just be prepared for some ‘honest’ rejection feedback. Summit your profile, upload your picture, and wait. Yes, that’s right, wait. Wait for a couple of hours? No more like three days.

In that time, the ‘selected’ beautiful people who are already members (and have been verified as being beautiful already) on the site will examine your profile, look at your pictures and give you a judgement, with one of the following:-

Yes, Certainly!
Yes, Ok!
Hmm, Not really
No. Not at all!

The votes are collated and your membership will either be granted, or, just like the clubs, be told that you have to wear black shoes on an R&B night.

In the interests of web research, I’m entering a piss take entry, with my success barometer being ‘Hmm, Not really’, I guess I’ll be happy with that.

posted by coops @ 11:11 pm  

4 Comments:

  • At 1:25 pm, Blogger coops said…

    Nope, beeen a Times Reader for a while, never read the Sport, well I have, round your flat! As for the collar shirt, it went downn a storm in Frankfurt, but then again German fashion is a bit strange. Never worn it since.

     

  • At 6:50 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    Coops- I'm gonna need you to post more to keep me entertained. Or you can just post more pics like your profile pic. either way.

    ;)

    (this would be my cheekyness emerging again)

     

  • At 3:23 pm, Blogger coops said…

    Errr ok Steph, I'll have to sort you out. I'll need your address through to post the pics, I've heard Texas is a big place and the postman might struggle.

    Polly - Always nice to hear from a Texas Princess Stalker. It's funny, when I stalk someone I always try and hide behind the wall or under my newspaper, I appreciate your refreshing tactics.

     

  • At 7:32 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    polly- isn't he just the cutest?

    Coops- we do things a little differently here in Texas.

     

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