Things I learnt over the weekend

1) Before trying to excuse the entire office of making a really annoying squeaking sound, check that's it's not your chair first. Thankfully at the last minute. I did.

2) If you choose to spill a cup of coffee all over your desk, make sure it doesn't go down the gaps in the desk and all over the person opposite. I didn't.

3) Don't bother with expensive exercise videos, just go to a football match. When the annoying person in front decides to stand up every two minutes, well, you sort of have to as well. Great for your thigh muscles. Try it. I did.

4) Again, why bother with exercise. Instead just get stuck in loads of traffic coming back from the football. Your left leg gets exercise via the clutch and break, the right from the start, stop accelerator. Go for it! I did.

5) Before arranging a night out in London, look for the accommodation first, not last. You will probably be stuck with a £120 a night hotel as the cheaper ones have gone. Do that. Cause I didn't.

6) When driving for eight hours and drinking two pints with no food, have some water. Otherwise it makes you feel likeshit when you do finally get in. Do it! I didn't.

7) If you are going to take some of your friends to a football match, make sure it's a good one with lots of goals. Go on, do it. I didn't.

8) Don't accidently pay lots of money ONTO you credit card by accident. It's difficult to get back into your current account. Be careful. I wasn't.

9) If you walk past a girl in your office that you quite fancy, don't giver her the evils for no reason. I did.

10) Of course you would never be stupid enough to do the things above. You probably wouldn't, I would.




The Millenium stadium, Cardiff. We lost 0-2. In extra time.