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April 03, 2005

Jazz Juice

One pair of cheap plastic Elvis glasses : £2.99
One gold chain : £4.99
One slightly old school shirt : £49.99
A wig to give me longer hair : Priceless


Okay. If I have to admit, I’m not a big fan of dressing on a night out. But this occasion may have served as a little reminder that maybe its not that bad. After all, it’s all about taking the piss, something that I supposed to do quite a lot.

I stuffed the wig, glasses and chain into my coat pocket. Somehow I think the frail old folk of Southbourne would have started to gossip if I wore it on the number 22 to Bournemouth town centre. After all, I was worried that they might get slightly jealous looking at my temporary brown crop of flowing hair. I didn’t want to make them feel bad about their blue rinse attire. Then again, some of the vainer over eighties around these parts do go for a wig themselves, so I may have been in good company.

Seeing huge afro wigs in Bournemouth is not as head turning as it could be. It’s a magnet for stag and hen weekends, which often involve some kind of themed fancy dress standard. It wasn’t long before I saw a huge afro across the other side of the pub, instantly clocking that they must be a part of the birthday party group that we were to be joining.

Jazz juice, with it funky music provided another entertaining night, followed by the standard 4 mile walk along the beach back home, dodgy wig and all. Unfortunatley there were not too many people walking past to scare on the way.

Best 'bust of losers' photo : Whitto, Coops, Edgy



Most stupid hair award: Whitto




Most amount of Effort: Joint, Fay and Jenny






Least amount of effort: Coops

8 Comments:

  • At 1:57 pm, Blogger she said…

    that is definitely some hot shit you got goin

     
  • At 2:08 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    Man Coops you are one hot thang' in that outfit. If I asked nicely would you wear it for me when we meet in Thailand? ;) Thanks!

     
  • At 3:40 pm, Blogger coops said…

    Thanks for the comments ladies.


    Sheleena - Thanks, but my bowel problems have cleared up now. Unfortunatley I don't photograph as well as you do in your pics, so I have to take the piss with a wig e.t.c to make up for it.

    Texas - I was going to say..... We were going to use the briefcase to identify each other at Bangkok airport, but I'm going for the disguise instead and was just testing it out that night. Just to confirm, you will be wearing your knee length boots, I'll be wearing my expensive but never really wear brown striped shirt, Elvis shades and wig. That's if I get past customs without thinking I'm a class A drugs dealer.

     
  • At 6:28 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    Not a problem - thanks for the eye candy.

    I've got those boots on today as a matter of fact - let's get this over with.

     
  • At 10:14 pm, Blogger coops said…

    Never heard the expression 'eye candy', then again that's prob cause we don't use the word 'candy'.

    Can't make Bangkok this weekend sorry, i'm off to Wales.

    I'll check my diary though.

     
  • At 4:03 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    Dammit u r always 2 busy 4 me.

    :) It's ok - I will find somebody to fill in for ya.

     
  • At 7:05 pm, Blogger coops said…

    I'll be in New York possibly soon for a weekend, maybe meet half way. Though that is a 3 and a half flight from texas, your country is far too big.

    let me know how your rendezvous in bangkok goes with my replacement.

     
  • At 2:34 pm, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    I agree - we should chop it down and make it in to a bunch of little countries. Texas has been talking about breaking away for years - maybe it's time.

    That won't solve the flight time problem though. Hmmmm...

    Dallas is better than NYC - you should fly in to here instead.

    I could never have a replacement for out Thailand rendezvous - it's all you baby.

    I'm going to move to Europe.

     

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