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February 20, 2005

Preperation for the week ahead

Sunday is a day of rest for some. For me it’s all about the three big ‘P’s, Preparation, preparation and more, preparation.

My working style has been described as ‘calm’ and ‘measured’, but little do people know that despite the appearance of a gliding swan, I am in fact, paddling furiously under the water.

So what does my preparation involve for the week ahead? Well, I get out my secret ‘working to success bible’ and focus on how I will apply the techniques I am learning each week. At some point I am going to write a book on ‘How to succeed in the workplace in ten easy steps! ™’, soon everyone will realise just how easy it is. Maybe I will do a few seminars nationally first, who knows.

Anyway, here are some examples from my ‘working to success’ bible, it’s just a snippet, obviously I can not disclose all the secrets just yet.


1) You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

2) If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves

3) Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

4) Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.

5) If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation

6) If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked

7) If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried

8) Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

9) If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast

10) A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s?

11) I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bastard with a torch, bringing me more work.

……. Anyway, I must get back to the preparation for tomorrow

1 Comments:

  • At 9:36 pm, Blogger Dirty Dan said…

    nice one - i might put that on mine if u don't mind. I'll link it to you don't worry - Cheers

     

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