Worrying signs recently……………….

1) Listening to a song called Incomplete, really liking it, then finding out it was the Backstreet Boys.

2) Using my car horn on an old lady when she pulled out in front of me and scaring the shit of her. It takes a lot for me to use my horn, especially on poor old ladies.

3) Being chatted up by a middle aged woman whilst on the golf driving range. Not helping the situation when she asked me to help her with her game, to which I replied “I don’t think I can help you, have you seen my balls today, they are all over the place”. Still, this is one of a long lost of ‘older’ women that have tried it on in recent times.

4) Actually liking one of the new type Star War films.

5) Dreaming some really weird shit.

6) Sweating to new unprecedented levels. In the gym, of course.

7) Enjoying ironing. Unbelievable. Even more worryingly contemplating buying a new power iron for £230.

8) Reading a news article the day after looking for a new expensive iron telling me, blokes are looking for, new and expensive irons. http://www.guardian.co.uk/gender/story/0,11812,1498189,00.html

9) Actually planning a holiday properly and in detail. Like most things, I’ll do the complicated things well, but as I leave for Canada I’ll probably forget the most simple things, like my passport.

10) Going food shopping on a Sunday at 9am to beat the rush of people. Great in theory, but not only did I beat the rush of people, I also beat the people who work on the checkouts. They start at 10am apparently.

11) Finding that the most annoying advert featuring the most annoying ring tone EVER created called 'Crazy Frog', puts a ring tone at the top of the charts, beating 'Speed of Sound' by Coldplay.